Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Randomize
