I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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