haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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