Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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