But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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