Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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