I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
are you so shy because you have an std?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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