yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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