haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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