great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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