ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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