We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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