Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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