I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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