I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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