u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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