my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
