my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Pants are for mortals
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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