Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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