he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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