SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Randomize
