You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
