If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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