but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
there is puke in my bra ... again
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