So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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