p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
This beer is not sobering me up at all
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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