Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Are my feet made of real feet?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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