K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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