I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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