So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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