whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
How's work?
Spinning.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
