I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I cut my penus on the lid.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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