You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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