Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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