We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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