she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Is Oprah even human
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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