Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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