If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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