so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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