i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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