Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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