After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I am naked and annoyed.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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