I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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