do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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