my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I can't put those talents on a resume
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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