that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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