There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Your cock deserves a montage
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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