Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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