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Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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