she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You can make out without kissing
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