haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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