whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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