we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
