have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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