i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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